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wwdc 2026 just dropped a new Skibidi toilet collab? πŸ’€

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wwdc 2026 just dropped a new Skibidi toilet collab? πŸ’€

Apple really said "we're making iPho" but then the devs buffed Siri into a whole Glizzy goblin. The new update lets you type with your brain, no cap. Your TikTok feed is about to get absolutely mogged by these new widgets. The gyatt on this keynote speaker is unmatched, but the UI is so fire everyone is shivering their timbers. It’s giving peak sigma. Tweak alert: don’t even try updating your phone during the livestream or you’ll be backshot by a loading screen for 6 hours. Brb, gonna go edge my phone to this Apple Intelligence. πŸ’―πŸ“±