scott michael campbell Claims He Invented Social Distancing in 2017, Gets Ratio’d Into Oblivion by Actual Introverts
AITA for thinking this dude is just claiming credit for what we've all been doing since we got our first MySpace profile? TL;DR Some guy named scott michael campbell is trying to patent "avoiding people," and the internet is roasting him so hard he's probably rethinking his life choices. Apparently, he thinks his "personal space innovation" is comparable to inventing sliced bread, but the rest of us were just like, "Bro, that's just called 'being a hermit with a gaming chair.'" The audacity is at toxic levels.