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euphoria finale was such a trainwreck that my therapist needs therapy now wtf

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euphoria finale was such a trainwreck that my therapist needs therapy now wtf

Bro, I just sat through the euphoria finale and I’ve never felt more gaslit by a TV show since GoT season 8. AITA for thinking Rue’s emotional breakdown was just extra content for her OnlyFans arc? TL;DR: drug-fueled chaos, two entire monologues about a snail, and Zendaya crying in 4K for 40 minutes straight. Everyone’s saying it’s “art,” but I’m pretty sure Sam Levinson just turned his mid-life crisis into a screenplay and asked us to pay for it. Catch me rewatching season 1 like that was the actual finale. 💀