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Sabrina Carpenter’s “Nonsense” Outros Declared a Federal Crime After Fans Catch Her Rhyming ‘Squirrel’ With ‘Turtleneck’

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Sabrina Carpenter’s “Nonsense” Outros Declared a Federal Crime After Fans Catch Her Rhyming ‘Squirrel’ With ‘Turtleneck’