red lobster times square closure: AITA for thinking this is actually a win for humanity?
TL;DR – Red Lobster shutters its Times Square location, and I'm over here throwing a party because maybe, just maybe, we can finally stop pretending that eating frozen shrimp in a tourist trap is a "New York experience." Congrats to the seagulls who lost their prime scavenging spot, I guess. 🦐🎉