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Local man claims Champion Foods pizza recall ruined his ‘cheat day,’ but honestly, AITA for thinking he’s just mad he can’t microwave dinner for 5 seconds? New study finds 74% of recalled pepperoni was ‘suspiciously shiny,’ but sure, keep trusting Big Pizza. TL;DR: Someone’s frozen food lineup got a 0-star Yelp review and a side of salmonella.

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Local man claims Champion Foods pizza recall ruined his ‘cheat day,’ but honestly, AITA for thinking he’s just mad he can’t microwave dinner for 5 seconds? New study finds 74% of recalled pepperoni was ‘suspiciously shiny,’ but sure, keep trusting Big Pizza. TL;DR: Someone’s frozen food lineup got a 0-star Yelp review and a side of salmonella.