BREAKING: Local School Board Cancels All “Pride Month 2026” Activities After Parents Blast “Dog-Grooming Assembly”
I’m sitting here in my living room, coffee gone cold, and I just read that our school board has cancelled every single “Pride Month 2026” event after parents showed up with pitchforks over a proposal to have a “professional dog groomer” teach “inclusivity” during story time. Let’s be clear—I’ve got nothing against the dogs, but since when is common sense dead? We’ve got kids learning about drag queens in kindergarten, and now we’re booking animal handlers to explain the rainbow to seven-year-olds? My neighbor’s kid came home asking why the school principal dressed up as a poodle. Common sense says keep the grooming to the mutts, focus on reading, writing, and arithmetic. This isn’t a parade; it’s a circus. Kudos to the school board for finally listening to the loud, sensible parents who actually pay taxes here.