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Man Spends Entire pride month 2026 Trying to Cancel His Own Pride Flag After Neighbor Points Out It's 'Last Year's Model'

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Man Spends Entire pride month 2026 Trying to Cancel His Own Pride Flag After Neighbor Points Out It's 'Last Year's Model'

AITA for refusing to update my rainbow flag to the 2026 Pantone-approved hue? My neighbor said my flag is "literally offensive to the community" and I should "educate myself" before next June. TL;DR: Bought a flag in 2025, now I'm woke-cancelled and stuck with a $10 piece of polyester that's apparently ruining Pride.