Breaking: Scott Pelley Finally Realized No One Watches 60 Minutes for the Climate Change Segment, AITA for Calling Him Out?
So, Scott Pelley, the human embodiment of a beige cardigan, apparently had a viral meltdown on-air where he tried to "connect with the youth" by dabbing. I know, right? Groundbreaking journalism. The internet is losing its collective mind over this trainwreck, with some saying he's just "authentic" and others (me) questioning if he's been body-snatched by a Dad-bot from 2016. Honestly, the real scandal is that he thinks anyone under 50 watches network news without their grandparent forcing them to. TL;DR: Old man yells at cloud, but the cloud is his own relevance. Smh.