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Local Man Discovers ‘Music’ He Actually Likes, Declares Entire Genre ‘Cringe’ on Reddit

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Local Man Discovers ‘Music’ He Actually Likes, Declares Entire Genre ‘Cringe’ on Reddit

AITA for thinking that guy who only listens to Spotify’s ‘Chill Vibes’ playlist is the peak of human evolution? Like, congrats, Dave, you’ve unlocked the secret to life by vibing to lo-fi beats while ignoring the fact that your neighbor’s cat just farted through the wall. TL;DR: My cousin tried to show me his ‘deep’ playlist—it’s just 27 remixes of ‘Sandstorm’—and I literally left the room. Music is dead, and we killed it with autotune and sad indie boy bands.