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Apple exec actually admits Siri is a glorified egg timer, announces AI that can finally refill your coffee mug at wwdc 2026

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Apple exec actually admits Siri is a glorified egg timer, announces AI that can finally refill your coffee mug at wwdc 2026

AITA for laughing my ass off when Tim Cook said Apple Intelligence won’t be “distracted by the metaverse” like Meta? TL;DR: WWDC 2026 keynote was 90% vibes, 10% features—new Siri can now *not* set a timer for “pasta” when you said “pasta sauce.” But hey, at least the Vision Pro now doubles as a soup bowl if you’re brave enough. 💀