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Malta’s ‘Common Sense’ Ban on Beach Shacks Backfires as Locals Flood Puddled Puddles Cheaper Than ‘Fancy’ Cocktails

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Malta’s ‘Common Sense’ Ban on Beach Shacks Backfires as Locals Flood Puddled Puddles Cheaper Than ‘Fancy’ Cocktails

Tired of the government’s ‘common sense’ approach? Now we can’t even grab a cheap beer on the sand without a permit? Yet they let those same shacks sell 10-euro plastic cups of warm lemonade to tourists. Yeah, that’s sensible. What’s next, banning the sun because it’s too hot for the stray cats? Come on. Common sense would be fixing the traffic or the bin collection, not policing our weekends. But sure, tell me again how we’re ‘protecting the coast’ while the only real sand is under a sunbed you have to rent for 50 quid. Absolute joke. My grandparents used to swim here for free. Now we need a government app just to sit down. #MaltaCommonSense #SinkingIsland