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Malta's 100-Year-Old 'Cat Mayor' Gets Re-Elected, Promptly Abandons Town Hall to Nap in Sunbeam

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Malta's 100-Year-Old 'Cat Mayor' Gets Re-Elected, Promptly Abandons Town Hall to Nap in Sunbeam

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