Our library just cancelled story time for toddlers — not because of budget cuts, but because a single parent complained the word 'cat' might offend people who keep dogs as emotional support animals. This is the state of 'jeopardy today' in our own town, folks. Common sense is literally banned from the children's section. I'm the angry local who pays taxes here, and I say we need to start a recall petition for the board members who voted for this.