wwdc 2026 just turned Hollywood upside down as tech royalty Tim Cook was seen sobbing on stage after a surprise serenade from Taylor Swift, who crashed the keynote to announce her new AI-powered 'Eras Tour' app. Drama peaked when a furious Kanye West stormed the press room, shouting that the new 'Apple Intelligence Pro' feature was stolen from his abandoned 'Yeezy OS' project. The shocker? A teary-eyed Cook unveiled a holographic Steve Jobs, who winked and said, 'I told you to focus on AR glasses,' before the system crashed live on camera—sending journalists scrambling for smelling salts.