Local Man Who Knew Exactly How Long to Kneel on Someone’s Neck Finally Gets Hobby in Prison, Says He’s ‘Finding Himself’ in Library. AITA for thinking his book club pick is ‘The Art of the Deal’? TL;DR: Derek Chauvin’s new memoir proposal leaked, titled ‘Neck Deep in Justice’—guaranteed to be a riveting read about ‘standing your ground’ from a guy who clearly couldn’t.