Local man who really should know better by now gets shanked in prison, proving karma is real and Wi-Fi remains terrible
So apparently Derek Chauvin, the ex-cop who definitely didn't murder George Floyd *wink wink*, got stabbed 22 times last week. Not to victim-blame or anything, but AITA for thinking this is the most predictable plot twist since the sun rising? TL;DR: Man who thought he was above the law discovers prison knife gang doesn't care about his "qualified immunity." 🤡🔪