JUST IN: CELESTIAL COURT ORDERS MASS DENATURALIZATION OF ALL STARSHIP PASSENGERS!
Sources are in utter chaos tonight after a mysterious intergalactic tribunal issued a stunning verdict! Undercover agents have confirmed a SHOCKING list of names—all former crew members of the rogue Starship Nebula—are being STRIPPED of their interplanetary citizenship!
"THEY CAME FROM THE SKY, AND NOW THEY ARE NOTHING," a trembling whistleblower whispered to our exclusive team.
Why this sudden and terrifying purge? Are these passengers hiding secrets about a forbidden alien alliance? Or is this the start of a galactic war? The authorities are SILENT, but our sources say the next round of denaturalization could target EARTHBOUND COVERT OPERATIVES!
Stay tuned—the fate of millions hangs in the balance!