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RED LOBSTER TIMES SQUARE CLOSURE LEAVES FANS DEVOURED BY RAGE!

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RED LOBSTER TIMES SQUARE CLOSURE LEAVES FANS DEVOURED BY RAGE!

JUST IN: The iconic Red Lobster in the heart of Times Square has SHUTTERED its doors in a MASSIVE financial meltdown, and insiders are BLOWING THE WHISTLE on a shocking betrayal! Was it the endless shrimp deal that FINALLY BROKE the bank? Or something FAR more sinister lurking in the kitchen? Witnesses are SPEECHLESS as the lights go dark on a chain that fed MILLIONS! We’ve got the EXCLUSIVE dirt on the RED LOBSTER TIMES SQUARE CLOSURE that has New Yorkers FUMING and corporate bosses SCURRYING for cover! DON’T YOU DARE order the cheddar biscuits—this story is served RAW and it’s HOTTER than a lobster pot! More twists to come!