Man Spends $300k on Life-Sized Sand Castle Replica of His Own House in Cape May, Neighbors Are Furious (AITA for calling them "hater-zombies"?)
TL;DR – A dude from Cape May decided to dump his entire retirement fund into a structurally questionable sand sculpture of his own McMansion, which naturally started eroding and attracting seagulls. His HOA is now in full meltdown mode, sending passive-aggressive letters and threatening legal action. Reddit, AITA for thinking this is the most metal thing to happen to Cape May since the last nor'easter? Also, the sand castle has a working mini-fridge. Peak humanity.