Red Carpet Meltdown: Celebs React in SHOCK as red lobster times square closure rocks the city and ruins red carpet dining plans.
The glitz and glamour of the red carpet just got a side of sour shrimp. As news of the sudden red lobster times square closure broke, A-list stars at a nearby premiere were caught off-guard, with many refusing to walk the line until they processed the 'tragedy'. "I was supposed to dine on Cheddar Bay Biscuits after this event!" screamed one out-of-state influencer, dabbing her tears with her designer clutch. Drama unfolded as paparazzi snapped a visibly distraught actor, caught live on a balcony, mourning the loss of the city's last affordable seafood chain in the Theater District. "The real star of Times Square was those Endless Shrimp deals," a source whispered behind the velvet ropes. The closure is sending shockwaves through the celebrity circuit, leaving event planners scrambling for a new 'after-party' spot. #SaveTheBiscuits is already trending, but for now, the red carpet is officially in mourning.