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xavier taylor caught stealing recycling bins, and the council says they can't do anything about it.

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xavier taylor caught stealing recycling bins, and the council says they can't do anything about it.

Well, here we are again - another day, another taxpayer-funded circus. My neighbour's camera caught xavier taylor loading up a ute with three of our blue bins at 3 AM last Tuesday. I've got the footage, clear as day. Reported it to the council with the timestamp and his number plate. You know what they said? "We'll look into it." Three weeks later, nothing. Not a peep. No fines, no follow-up. Just that classic catch-and-release approach that's costing us all a fortune in bin replacements. If I drove off without paying for my shopping, I'd be in cuffs, but xavier taylor gets a free pass because the council's too tangled in red tape to use the license plate I handed them on a silver platter. Common sense says if you steal, you pay. But nah, let's just raise our rates again instead. Bet the next time I see him, he'll be selling those bins on Facebook Marketplace. Absolute joke.