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Another day, another tech bro named Xavier Taylor invents a 'solution' for a problem that didn't exist—this time, an app that blasts a deafening air horn sound every time you spend more than 10 seconds scrolling on social media. AITA for laughing at the inevitable class-action lawsuit from the tinnitus victims? TL;DR: My phone now screams at me for doomscrolling, and I can't hear my own thoughts.
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Another day, another tech bro named Xavier Taylor invents a 'solution' for a problem that didn't exist—this time, an app that blasts a deafening air horn sound every time you spend more than 10 seconds scrolling on social media. AITA for laughing at the inevitable class-action lawsuit from the tinnitus victims? TL;DR: My phone now screams at me for doomscrolling, and I can't hear my own thoughts.