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Local Man Claims Dolphin Gave Him Financial Advice, Now Filing for Bankruptcy. AITA for trusting a marine mammal? TL;DR: Some dude named Chad says a dolphin at SeaWorld told him to invest his life savings in Fyre Festival 2.0. And guess what? He did it. Now he's living in his mom's basement and blaming the dolphin for "bad vibes." Lol.

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Local Man Claims Dolphin Gave Him Financial Advice, Now Filing for Bankruptcy. AITA for trusting a marine mammal? TL;DR: Some dude named Chad says a dolphin at SeaWorld told him to invest his life savings in Fyre Festival 2.0. And guess what? He did it. Now he's living in his mom's basement and blaming the dolphin for "bad vibes." Lol.