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When is pride month? Local Karen gets so triggered by rainbow flags she files noise complaint for 'aggressive color display'

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When is pride month? Local Karen gets so triggered by rainbow flags she files noise complaint for 'aggressive color display'

AITA for thinking this is peak 2025? Some suburban boomer (F, 54, let's call her Carol) actually called the cops on her HOA because her neighbor set up a pride flag June 1st and she claims the "aggressive rainbow wavelengths" violated her quiet enjoyment. TL;DR: Cops showed up, laughed, cited her for wasting resources. Now she's on Nextdoor writing a manifesto about how June is "America's month" and demanding a recount. But the real kicker? She Googled "when is pride month" and still posted a rant on June 2nd, thinking it was in July. Peak irony. Anyway, the HOA is now mandating rainbow-themed lawn ornaments for all properties on the block as a "counter-measure." Thoughts? (Her Pikachu face was priceless.)