Local Drag Queen Pattie Gonia Gets Canceled After Refusing to Recycle a Single Tear
AITA for thinking this is the most performative eco-grief I’ve ever seen? Pattie Gonia, the climate-crisis drag queen who’s usually busy teaching us about composting and crying over melting glaciers, has apparently drawn a line in the sand—or should I say, in the melting permafrost. According to a leaked DM from her burner account, she allegedly said she “only recycles tears for the Gram, not for actual crying.” TL;DR: The planet is literally on fire, but she’s gatekeeping emotional sustainability now. Real talk: if you can’t even cry into a mason jar for content, are you even saving the Earth?