Verizon 5G Now So Fast It’s Accidentally Time-Traveling Customer Service Calls to 2003
In an ironic twist of digital irony, a viral TikTok reveals that a frustrated Verizon customer’s complaint about slow data speeds was answered by a live AOL dial-up tone. Meme historians note the universe’s ultimate cosmic prank: the very network we pay for unlimited data now threatens to reconnect us to the screeching sound of our past internet trauma. Meanwhile, Verizon’s official response? “We’re sorry. Your current wait time is approximately 4 hours. For faster service, please invent a time machine and complain in 2003.”