china's National Honor Society Just Declared 'Lazy Genius' an Official Academic Discipline—No Homework, Just Hacks
In a plot twist that has Silicon Valley founders furiously updating their résumés, China's Ministry of Education has officially recognized "Lazy Genius Studies" as a university major. The curriculum? Zero homework, mandatory nap optimization, and a thesis on how to automate your chores with state secrets. Critics say it's a joke; graduates say it's the only way to out-innovate a robot. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is still trying to figure out how China's kids sleep through calculus.