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verizon just dropped the most sigma 5G upgrade and my brain is scrambled eggs rn

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verizon just dropped the most sigma 5G upgrade and my brain is scrambled eggs rn

okay besties, so like, verizon literally speedran their network and now it’s giving main character energy. they’re lowkey making other carriers look like they’re stuck in 2015. no cap, i was streaming a 4k video of a guy eating a pickle and it loaded faster than my morning coffee. if ur not on this wave, ur literally missin’ the whole vibe. go touch grass after u upgrade, fr fr.