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taylor swift’s private jet tracker blamed for spike in local goose population. Oh, so now we’re supposed to feel bad because her carbon footprint is causing feathers? Use common sense—maybe if she stopped flying to her boyfriend’s house every weekend, our parks wouldn’t be full of honking chaos.

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taylor swift’s private jet tracker blamed for spike in local goose population. Oh, so now we’re supposed to feel bad because her carbon footprint is causing feathers? Use common sense—maybe if she stopped flying to her boyfriend’s house every weekend, our parks wouldn’t be full of honking chaos.