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Taylor Swift’s New Album Features a Diss Track That Accidentally Samples Her Own Cat’s Meow—Now She’s Trending for ‘Feline Ghostwriting’

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Taylor Swift’s New Album Features a Diss Track That Accidentally Samples Her Own Cat’s Meow—Now She’s Trending for ‘Feline Ghostwriting’

In a plot twist that even the most devoted Swifties didn’t see coming, Taylor Swift’s latest unreleased track went viral for all the wrong—or right—reasons after a snippet leaked online. The song, rumored to be a scathing critique of a former producer, features what fans initially thought was a haunting whisper in the background. Turns out, it’s just Taylor’s cat, Meredith, meowing over a loop of her own purring, which Swift accidentally mixed into the final cut. The irony? The internet is now convinced that Meredith is the true songwriter of the decade, with meme historians dubbing this the 'Cat-astrophic Diss' that’s actually a purr-fect example of modern pop’s obsession with over-autotuning everything—including pets. Swift has yet to comment, but her fans are already demanding a 'Meow Mix' remix.