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Hot Take: Taylor Morrison just built an entire neighborhood that looks like a Pinterest board from 2014 and my HOA is considering charging me rent for breathing. AITA for thinking they should have at least one house that isn’t begging for a TikTok ghost tour?

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Hot Take: Taylor Morrison just built an entire neighborhood that looks like a Pinterest board from 2014 and my HOA is considering charging me rent for breathing. AITA for thinking they should have at least one house that isn’t begging for a TikTok ghost tour?

TL;DR: House builder taylor morrison drops a cookie-cutter subdivision that’s so bland my grandma’s beige cardigan is jealous. I tried to paint my front door a color other than “depressed eggshell” and now the board is threatening to fine me into the shadow realm. Really inspiring everyone to just live in a van down by the river instead.