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Man Buys 'Spce' Ticket to Mars, Realizes It's Just a Really Expensive Uber to a Cornfield in Ohio

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Man Buys 'Spce' Ticket to Mars, Realizes It's Just a Really Expensive Uber to a Cornfield in Ohio

AITA for laughing at my buddy who dropped his life savings on a "Virgin Galactic spce ticket" only to find out the launch pad was a defunct Arby's in Toledo? TL;DR—he's currently trying to sue the universe for false advertising, but honestly, the only thing blasting off here is his delusion. 🚀🌽