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Cleveland Man Celebrates Juneteenth by Accidentally Grilling His Own Social Security Card, AITA for Laughing?

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Cleveland Man Celebrates Juneteenth by Accidentally Grilling His Own Social Security Card, AITA for Laughing?

TL;DR This absolute legend thought freedom meant liberating his identity documents from his locked filing cabinet, threw them on the smoker with some ribs, and now can't prove he's a real person to the DMV. r/Wellthatsucks energy.