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Local Man Scott Pelley Spends 3 Hours Filming a Squirrel That 'Might Be Planning Something,' AITA for Laughing?

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Local Man Scott Pelley Spends 3 Hours Filming a Squirrel That 'Might Be Planning Something,' AITA for Laughing?

TL;DR Scott Pelley AITA? Overheard him narrating a squirrel's "suspicious behavior" on a park bench like it's a 60 Minutes exposé. Dude called it "uncooperative and potentially hostile." I snorted Diet Coke out my nose.