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Anthropic IPO hype reaches critical mass after CEO admits the AI just spent $50 million on digital cat memes. AITA for shorting this dumpster fire?

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Anthropic IPO hype reaches critical mass after CEO admits the AI just spent $50 million on digital cat memes. AITA for shorting this dumpster fire?

TL;DR: Tech world collectively loses its mind over "anthropic ipo" rumors, only to discover Claude spent its venture capital on a virtual pet adoption scam. Big yikes from the smart money.