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Federal Judges Around Beltway Discover Their Inner Meme Lord After Scott Michael Campbell Files His 47th Handwritten Court Document. In an unprecedented legal maneuver, Campbell, the pro se litigator who has single-handedly revived the lost art of crayon-on-graph-paper jurisprudence, has now been hailed by legal scholars for "allegedly" citing a precedent from an episode of The Simpsons. The irony? The judges are officially too confused to dismiss him, because his latest motion accidentally revealed the “real” reason for the D.C. lunch rush traffic. CanonInCrayon ProSeUnhinged

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Federal Judges Around Beltway Discover Their Inner Meme Lord After Scott Michael Campbell Files His 47th Handwritten Court Document. In an unprecedented legal maneuver, Campbell, the pro se litigator who has single-handedly revived the lost art of crayon-on-graph-paper jurisprudence, has now been hailed by legal scholars for "allegedly" citing a precedent from an episode of *The Simpsons*. The irony? The judges are officially too confused to dismiss him, because his latest motion accidentally revealed the “real” reason for the D.C. lunch rush traffic. #CanonInCrayon #ProSeUnhinged