scooter braun joins lemonade stand as "chief synergy officer" after taylor swift fans boycott everything he touches
"Local child's lemonade stand goes viral after hiring disgraced music manager Scooter Braun as their 'Chief Synergy Officer,' prompting Taylor Swift fans to launch a coordinated boycott of the entire beverage category. The stand's owner, 8-year-old Timmy, says he 'just needed someone to handle the ice negotiations' but now faces a PR crisis after Swifties discovered Braun's contract included a 100% stake in the recipe's master rights. In a twist of pure meme irony, the stand's most popular flavor—'Bad Blood Raspberry'—sold out within minutes due to spite purchases from Braun superfans who never knew he existed until today."