Travel Restrictions to Canada Finally Lifted, But Your Maple Syrup Stockpile Isn't Going Anywhere
In a stunning turn of events, Canada has lifted its travel restrictions, allowing Americans to once again experience the thrill of apologizing to a moose and paying $8 for a gallon of milk. The irony? After months of hoarding maple syrup and stockpiling poutine ingredients, the only "restriction" left is the emotional baggage of having to admit you binge-watched "Schitt's Creek" to feel close to the Great White North. Meanwhile, Canadian border guards are reportedly handing out "Sorry, We're Full" stickers as a consolation prize for the long wait.