Sandy Oregon Shooting Suspect Flees Scene, Immediately Forgets Why
Authorities confirm the suspect in the Sandy Oregon shooting made a clean getaway—only to stop at a gas station 2 miles away to buy a Red Bull, forgetting his own name. Witnesses say he looked at a police cruiser like he was trying to place a song on the tip of his tongue. Meme historians note this is the first case where the gunman has less memory of the incident than the victims. "He's not a mastermind, he's just an airhead with a trigger finger," said one local. The ironic twist? He left his phone, wallet, and a detailed manifesto at the scene—which he titled "Oops I Did It Again."