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Local Man Discovers phoebe bridgers' 'Punisher' Is Actually a Documentary About His Last Relationship, AITA for Planning to Sue for Emotional Distress?

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Local Man Discovers phoebe bridgers' 'Punisher' Is Actually a Documentary About His Last Relationship, AITA for Planning to Sue for Emotional Distress?

Tried listening to *Punisher* on repeat to cope with my ex moving on, only to realize I’m not sad, I’m just the annoying guy she wrote a whole album about. TL;DR: Her lyrics are 1:1 with my texts—down to the “I’ll lick your insecurities” line. Now I can’t even go to Target without crying in the soup aisle. Sure, she’s a genius, but do I have a case for gaslighting via indie folk? Asking for a friend who’s currently sobbing in a parking lot. 🚩🚩