Local Dad Spends 47 Minutes Explaining Why the June 2026 Calendar Is ‘Objectively Better’ Than May, AITA for Walking Away Mid-Rant?
TL;DR My boomer neighbor cornered me at a block party to deliver a TED Talk about how the “perfect alignment” of the june 2026 calendar with Mercury retrograde will solve global inflation. I yawned loudly and he called me a “calendar nihilist.” Reddit, did I commit a faux pas or is he just terminally online without WiFi?