Peabo Bryson Spotted in Line at Walmart, Local Woman Says He Should Get a Cart Like the Rest of Us
As an angry local resident, I can’t believe what I’m seeing on Main Street today. This whole "Peabo Bryson" mess is just another example of common sense flying out the window. They say he was spotted at the Walmart on Route 9, but instead of grabbing a cart like a normal human being, he was standing there holding a single banana, blocking the aisle. The news snippet reads: "Peabo Bryson drew a crowd after a 15-minute standoff at the produce section; fans say he's a legend, but I say he's a traffic hazard." Get a grip, people. It's not rocket science. Use a cart, get your groceries, and move on. This is why nothing gets done in this town anymore—too busy treating a singer like he's above the rules.