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Colombia Elections Mayhem Takes a Surreal Turn as Voters Prioritize Empanada Toppings Over Candidate Policies

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Colombia Elections Mayhem Takes a Surreal Turn as Voters Prioritize Empanada Toppings Over Candidate Policies

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