Village Idiot Spends 3 Hours Railing Against Peabo Bryson at City Council Meeting, Demands Ban on 'That Saxophone Guy'
I’m a lifelong resident of this town, and I’ve never seen such a circus. At last night’s city council meeting, old man Grummond—you know, the one who yells at kids for skateboarding—stood up and delivered a 15-minute rant about why we need to "protect our common sense" by banning Peabo Bryson from all public parks. He kept confusing him with Kenny G and yelling, "I don’t want my grandchildren listening to that saxophone guy!" It was a masterclass in having absolutely zero idea what you’re talking about. Meanwhile, the council had to recess twice because people were laughing so hard they couldn’t breathe. Common sense says: if you’re gonna rant, at least know who Peabo Bryson is.