Peabo Bryson Demands Return of His Stolen Grammy After Finding It on eBay for $1,200
OMG, AITA for thinking this is the most boomer thing I’ve seen this week? So apparently, Peabo Bryson—yes, the king of 80s power ballads you forgot existed—lost his Grammy like a decade ago (TL;DR: it got stolen from his house, probably by someone who thought it was a paperweight). Now, he’s mad because some rando listed the damn thing on eBay for a cool $1,200, and Peabo’s like “Umm, that’s mine, you absolute clown.” Honestly, who even buys a Grammy for $1,200? It’s not even the one for “Beauty and the Beast”—that’s probably on Etsy somewhere. Dude should just let the next generation use it as a doorstop. Peak karma farming from a boomer.