Local Karen Calls Cops on Eddie Murphy for 'Suspiciously Enjoying a Sandwich,' Police Issue Apology After Realizing He's a Legend
AITA for thinking this is peak 2024? So this absolute gem of a story drops: a woman in some upscale neighborhood (probably with a HOA that regulates grass blade length) spotted Eddie Murphy vibing on a park bench, munching on a sandwich like he owned the place. She immediately dials 911 because, I dunno, his sunglasses were too cool for her blood pressure? Cops roll up, ready to flex their authority, only to realize they just interrupted a national treasure eating lunch. TL;DR: Karen got ratioed by reality, cops apologized, and Eddie probably finished his sandwich while mentally scripting Trading Places 2. I bet she still posted the video on Nextdoor with the caption 'suspicious vehicle with a voice like Donkey from Shrek.'