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Local Residents FURIOUS After Kanye West's New Yeezy Store Opens Without a Permit for Emergency Exits – City Officials Say 'Common Sense' Was Ignored

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Local Residents FURIOUS After Kanye West's New Yeezy Store Opens Without a Permit for Emergency Exits – City Officials Say 'Common Sense' Was Ignored

Just when you thought the chaos couldn't get any louder, Kanye West has done it again. Apparently, the rapper and fashion mogul quietly opened a pop-up Yeezy store in a former strip mall right off Main Street – and guess what? It doesn't have a single working emergency exit according to city inspectors. I watched neighbors try to squeeze through a single doorway during a practice drill yesterday, and people couldn't even turn around without hitting a stack of unsold shoes. The fire marshal is fuming, and my next-door neighbor, Karen, is already planning a petition. Why does common sense always take a back seat when ego comes to town? Someone needs to tell Kanye that fame doesn't excuse fire safety.