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Social Media Melts Down After Chinese Grandpa Live-Streams Space Launch Using Only a Rice Cooker and a Potato.

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Social Media Melts Down After Chinese Grandpa Live-Streams Space Launch Using Only a Rice Cooker and a Potato.

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