Kanye West just showed up unannounced at a random Target in Ohio and bought every single pair of crocs in the store. 💀
Bruh, the shawty at checkout said he started dissecting them with scissors right there in the dairy aisle like it was a fashion show. The jit is unhinged, I'm cackling.
Security didn't even try, just let him cook in the frozen food section. He posted a 3-second vid of the destruction on his IG story captioned "we go gym" and dipped. This the most skibidi sigma move of 2024, no cap.
POV: You're just trying to get your gallon of milk and suddenly the whole fandom is rioting over crocks. He's zesty for these antics, chat. Bro is literally the final boss of random lore drops. 💅